En la heladeri­a...
Una merengada por favor, de oreo, con extra de pirulines, con panna y sin la galleta maluca esa, gracias :3

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Como divertirse con un diccionario:

Uds. saben... para pensar en algo diferente...

1. Abrirlo
2. Leer cualquiera de las parabras de la página
3. Buscar alguna de las palabras de la definicion
4. Repetir :p

Ejemplo:
Leda Mit. Esposa de Tindáreo y amada de Zeus, el cual se metamorfoseó en cisne para seducirla. De esta unión nacieron Pólux y Helena.

Pólux Mit. Dióscuros.

Dióscuros Mit. Sobrenombre que significa "Hijos de Zeus" y que se aplica a los gemelos Cástor y Pólux. Hijos de Zeus, que adoptó la forma de cisne para unirse a Leda. Según otra versión, eran hermanos de madre (Leda), pero no de padre. Cástor era hijo de Tindáro y hermano de Clitemnestra, y Pólux, hijo de Zeus y hermano de Elena. Ambos formaron parte de la expedición de argonautas. A su muerte fueron transformados por Zeus en la constelacion de Géminis.

Si Pólux y Cástor son gemelos... de donde salió Helena?
Si Helena nació en otro momento... Zeus se transformó en cisne varias veces?
Si el esposo de Leda es Tindáreo... quién es Tindáro?
Si Helena es hermana de Pólux... quién es Elena?
Si... ahhh... mejor no sigo... que antidivertido es un diccionario con errores tipográficos...
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Sunday, November 05, 2006

1 month and a bit later...

No longer heart broken, i don't need to wear glasses anymore and my cat died on Nov 3rd, al parecer fue brotalmente golpeada por alguien que consiguio hacer que sus organos internos fallaran, al no tener ningun signo interno, pense que estaba enferma, la lleve al vet, pero no habia nada que hacer por ella, y murio mientras estaba internada...

Para entretenerme hice un quiz y luego otro y otro... Algunas cosas son y otras no... cuales seran verdad?


You Are Socks!
Cozy and warm... but easily lost.
You make a good puppet.



You are a "Neko" (cat)



Your Love Style is Manic
For you, love is the ultimate rollercoaster
And you love to hold on tight and enjoy the ride
Every time you fall in love, it feels like the first time
And while it's exciting and exhilarating...
It's also stressful and scary!



Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!



You Are 52% Open
You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy.
You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends...
But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life.



You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.


How Scorpio Are You? (Soy tauro XD)

You are 80% Scorpio



Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.



You Belong in Barcelona
When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by
day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night!



You Are a Peanut Butter Jelly Bean
You get along well with all sorts of flavors - and people. You may feel ordinary at times, but you're still loved by (almost) all.




Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.



You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie
Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.
You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying!



You Are A Loyal Sidekick
While you aren't the most visable one in your group...
You're always up for a good time or conversation
And you stick with your friends no matter what
You may feel underappreciated - but it only seems that way!



You Should Visit Peru
Peru is ideal for your "off the beaten path" traveling style.
Head out to an ancient Incan city, visit a volcano, and don't forget to pet a llama.



You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.





Your Stripper Song Is

I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears

"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it."

You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!



You Are The Wheel of Fortune
You represent the cycles of life, death, and rebirth.
You embrace change, the the ups and downs of life.
Fate is something you accept, even when you could possibly change things.
Big things tend to happen to you more than other people.

Your fortune:

Something huge is about to happen in your life, and you have little control over it.
You must accept your destiny, but luckily it is good fortune that has come your way.
Big things and big changes are about to come your way.
And while things will be intense for a while, they will be followed by a period of rest.



You Are a Schoolgirl!
You're not quite as wild as a "kogyaru", but with your short plaid skirt
and silly white socks, you're still a sexual fetish object.
You can usually be seen hanging out in the girly section of the video game places,
collecting photobooth stickers of you and your friends. You may not be as innocent as you look.
Did those vending machine panties once belong to you?




What Gender Is Your Brain? (Should I worry about this?)

Your Brain is 33% Female, 67% Male

You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved



Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.



You Are 40% Obsessive
You tend to have a few obsessive thoughts, but you generally have them under control.
Sometimes your worries keep you up at night, though they usually don't interfere with your life.


What Sign Is Your True Love? (That wasn't surprising at all)

Your True Love Is a Scorpio

Why you'll love a Scorpio:

Strong and sexy, Scorpio will overpower you into falling in love (before you even realize it!).
You'll love being swept away by Scorpio - into a world of insane passion.

Why a Scorpio will love you:

You don't mind letting your Scorpio take the reigns, as long as you know you're truly cared for.
Loyal and devoted, you would never do anything to set off insanely jealous Scorpio.



Your Brain's Pattern

Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world!



What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.



Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.



Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything.



Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"
You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people

Your flirting style: 100% natural

What turns you off: serious relationship talks

Why you're hot: you're totally addicting



You Have Low Self Esteem 32% of the Time
Generally, you feel pretty darn great about who you are, even when you mess up or fail.
Occasionally, a huge setback will make you question yourself, but you pick yourself up quickly.



You Are Noon
You are upbeat, ambitious, and never at loss for energy.
You have a lot that drives you in life. The desire to be the best, and a secret hope of fame and power.
And while you definitely have a Type A personality, you are still fun to be around.
You have a ton of charisma and a genuine interest in others. You are adored by many.



You Are 60% Extrovert, 40% Introvert
You are quite outgoing
You are a social connector - you know a ton of people
While you aren't a wild extrovert, you are a great talker
A fantastic storyteller, you keep everyone laughing



You Are 40% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head!



How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.



You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in
trouble



Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."


What's Your True Birth Month? (No esta tan lejos de Mayo, verdad?)

Your True Birth Month Is February

Sharp
Ambitious
Spendthrift
Loves reality
Loves freedom
Temperamental
Low self esteem
Honest and loyal
Abstract thoughts
Daring and stubborn
Changing personality
Showing anger easily
Intelligent and clever
Loves aggressiveness
Quiet, shy and humble
Learns to show emotions
Rebellious when restricted
Determined to reach goals
Superstitious and ludicrous
Dislikes unnecessary things
Realizing dreams and hopes
Too sensitive and easily hurt
Loves entertainment and leisure
Romantic on the inside not outside
Loves making friends but rarely shows it




Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Buckle up - it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car


What Age Do You Act? (So if I'm 22...)

You Are 18 Years Old
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.


What's Your Personality Type?
(If you keep reading notaras inconsistencias :S pero es mi verdad)

You Are An INTP
The Thinker

You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.

You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.


What Kind of Pie Are You? (I h8 lemon pie +o()

You Are Lemon Meringue Pie
You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet
Those who like you have well refined tastes



You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have.


Are You Addicted to Love? (Pense qeu seria mas :S)

You Are 64% Addicted to Love
Might as well face it, you're very addicted to love.
But you're not really getting the deep love you seek.
Short lived, dramatic relationships are more your style.
Let go of needing someone, and you may find someone you actually want.



Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.



Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty


What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color? (That is my current hair color)

Your Hair Should Be Red
Passionate, fiery, and sassy.
You're a total smart aleck who's got the biggest personality around.


How Taurus Are You? (Soy tauro... soy casi tan escorpio como soy tauro XD)

You are 87% Taurus


What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)? (I'm not that good with ppl anyway)

Your EQ is 93
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.



Your Dating Purity Score: 55%
You are an average dater.
You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend...
Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love!


Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl? (Then my brain and now my driving too? :S)

Your Driving Is is: 69% Male, 31% Female
According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male.
You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you.
And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver.



You Are 68% Bipolar
You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable.
If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help.



Your Ideal Pet is a Cat
You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!


Your Kissing Purity Score: 37% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well.



You Are Red Orange
You are a very genuine person, although it takes a while for you to show the true you.
A bit introverted, you desire respect and affection from those close to you.
You are quite empathetic, and you have a true concern for the well being of others.
Many people have warm, heartfelt memories of you - even if you don't remember them well.



Your Lust Quotient: 58%
You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!



You Are

An Evil Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin bomb.



Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Lust: 80%
Pride: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Greed: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 63%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.



You Are: 20% Dog, 80% Cat
You are are almost exactly like a cat.
You're intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way.
And there's no way you're going to fetch a paper for anyone!



You Are 48% Pure
You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!


What Language Should You Learn?
(Y el pais latinoamericano a visitar no era Perú, era Vzla y tal :S)

You Should Learn Spanish
For you, learning a language is about career advancement and communication.
Knowing Spanish will bring you tons of possiblities for jobs and travel. Bárbaro!



You Are 70% Passionate, 30% Compassionate
You are very passionate, especially when it comes to love.
In fact, it's sometimes difficult for you to tell between love and lust.
You jump in head first, and figure things out later... usually when it's all over!



Your Inner Child Is Angry
You're not an angry person.
But when you don't get your way, watch out.
Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want.
Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.



You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession.



Your Passion is Purple

Sophisticated and classy, you're a bit picky about sex.
You're more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick.
Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn't mess up your hair.
For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure.



If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Kin Imn

And You Would Be: Telepathic



Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!


The Quick and Dirty Career Test (todavia medio consistente, right?)

Your Career Personality: Brainy, Logical, and Efficient
Your Ideal Careers:

Archeologist
Astronomer
Book editor
Business manager
Civil engineer
Designer
Economist
Inventor
Judge
Scientist



Your Birthdate: May 5

You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to

elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.

Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower

Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom

Your power color: Tangerine

Your power symbol: Ace

Your power month: May


Inside the Room of Your Soul
(Mientras menos sentido mas acertado :O si no se de que se trata no puedo mentir :P)

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.



You Are 68% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.



You Are 64% Brutally Honest
Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear.
Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful.



You Are Somewhat Honest
You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion
You figure a little lie isn't a big deal
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!



You Are Iris
You are an interesting blend of fun and wisdom.
You definitely make people think about themselves and their place in the world.
But they'll have fun doing it. You definitely epitomize laughter therapy.
You are a very enriching and entertaining friend!



Your Greed Quotient: 54%

You are somewhat greedy, but your greed is probably a healthy motivator.
Wanting nice things is normal, as long as it doesn't take over your life.



What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You

You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours.

Your look is put together, classic, and stylish. You always look fashionable without trying.

You are a little shy and easily embarrassed. You often wonder if you are normal.

In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return.


What's Your Ideal Career? (Ahi se fue la consistencia. Ooooops :P)

Your Career Type: Artistic
You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.


How Evil Are You? (OK, i better stop now :3 Evil... >:3)

You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
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